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🚫🥶 Anti-ICE Keychain — “Keep Your Cubes Outta My Drink!”
  • 🚫🥶 Anti-ICE Keychain — “Keep Your Cubes Outta My Drink!”
  • 🚫🥶 Anti-ICE Keychain — “Keep Your Cubes Outta My Drink!”
  • 🚫🥶 Anti-ICE Keychain — “Keep Your Cubes Outta My Drink!”
  • 🚫🥶 Anti-ICE Keychain — “Keep Your Cubes Outta My Drink!”
🚫🥶 Anti-ICE Keychain — “Keep Your Cubes Outta My Drink!”

🚫🥶 Anti-ICE Keychain — “Keep Your Cubes Outta My Drink!”

$5.00

Tired of telling baristas, bartenders, and well-meaning family members that NO, you do not want ice?
Let this loud-and-proud anti-ICE protest charm do the sass for you — silently, but with judgment.

🔑 Why This Keychain Slays (and Stays Dry)

  • ❄️ Visibly allergic to ice — announces your stance before the first cube hits the cup

  • 🫠 For room-temp purists + sensitive teeth survivors

  • 🧊 Confuses minimum-wage teens so you don’t have to

  • 😂 Instant conversation starter / date filter / TSA suspicion flag

  • ✨ 3D-printed with righteous indignation + artisan-level pettiness

Clip it to your keys, cup carrier, or emotional baggage.
Because saying “no ice” nine times per day is a lifestyle — might as well brand it.

Perfect for: iced-coffee enemies, dental trauma veterans, and people who know cold drinks taste worse.

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