🚫❄️ Anti-ICE Keychain — ICE? I’d Rather Chill.

Tired of government overreach disguised as “security”? Here’s your pocket-sized middle finger — in patriotic red, white & blue, with absolutely zero chill for ICE.

This 3D-printed statement piece is loud, bold, and very much not here for your fascism. Clip it to your keys, backpack, luggage… or just jingle it passive-aggressively in line at TSA.

🔥 Why This Slaps

• 🗽 Freedom > Fear™ — for the people who still take “liberty and justice for all” seriously.

• 🧊 ICE Melter Certified — melts authoritarian vibes on contact.

• 🎯 Blatantly Clear Messaging — no one’s mistaking what side you’re on.

• 💬 Conversation Starter / Conservative Repellent — two functions, one keychain.

Made by AmericanJohn.com — where democracy merch goes feral. Want matching pins? Backpack tags? Full dissolution of monarchy & oligarchy? Yeah… we’ve got options.

Want one that says “DEFUND ICE”? Just say the word.