🦧 Orangatrump™ Half ape. Half ego. 100% orange mistake. - New ape

Forget evolution — this is devolution in its purest, plastic form. The Orangatrump™ captures humanity’s weirdest political chapter in all its shiny, spray-tanned glory. From its banana-hued “hairline” to its permanently puckered pout, this 3D-printed collectible is the perfect tribute to the age of chaos, covfefe, and questionable IQ tests.

💥 Why You’ll Love (and Loathe) It

• 🧠 Ape with delusions of grandeur — finally, a realistic representation of modern politics.

• 🍊 Vibrant orange finish — no filters, no shame, just pure Cheeto confidence.

• 🦍 Comically small... hands — lovingly sculpted for full anatomical accuracy.

• 🫢 Unnecessary dangly bit — because nature finds a way (and satire demands it).

• 💨 Signature wind-tunnel comb-over — precision-engineered to defy logic and aerodynamics.

• 🔊 Zero self-awareness included — battery not required.

🎯 Perfect For

• 🪄 Turning political rage into laughter

• 🎁 Gag gifts for the politically exhausted

• 🏠 Desk décor for people who appreciate poetic justice

• 📸 Viral photos, protest props, or your “WTF did I just buy” shelf

📦 Product Details

• Material: 3D printed PLA — renewable, durable, and guilt-free

• Height: ~6 inches of evolutionary confusion

• Finish: Smooth orange gloss with “truth-optional” texture

• Made in: America (because irony matters)

🚨 Disclaimer

This figure may attempt to declare itself the rightful ruler of your desk.
If it begins to rant, simply unplug your 3D printer and remind it of the popular vote.

🛒 Add to Cart. Add to History.

Bring home the Orangatrump™, and remind yourself that satire is still legal (for now).