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💩🇺🇸 “The Official Trump Tower of Turds” – Mega MAGA Poop Sculpture
$20.00
Finally — a presidential monument that is 100% accurate, 0% classified, and smells better than the original.
This gloriously oversized 3D-printed Dump Don is perfect for desks, protests, bathrooms, and Thanksgiving centerpieces when your in-laws start talking about “the good old days.”
Features:
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🏛️ Historically Inaccurate. Emotionally Correct.
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🍫 Looks like milk chocolate. Spiritually a national emergency.
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🐘 More substance than most campaign speeches.
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📸 Photogenic from every angle — especially the flush angle.
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🔊 Silent, but somehow still exhausting.
Perfect For:
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🤬 Emotional support during election season
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🎁 Gag gift for that relative
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🪧 Protest prop that needs no caption
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🚽 Bathroom guardian of democracy
Own the dump that refuses to drain.