🚫🧡 “Make America Laugh Again” Keychain

Tired of orange tantrums, courtroom cameos, and diet-coke diplomacy? Clip this bold little protest puck to your keys and let the world know you’re not here for cult cosplay.

🔥 Why this tiny disc is louder than a rally mic:

• 💼 Professional-grade cringe deflector — proven effective against unsolicited political monologues

• 😂 Visually roasts on sight — turns any MAGA hat within 15ft into a WiFi-less NPC

• 🧲 Attracts high-fives, repels gold-plated dictatorships

• 🇺🇸 Made by actual free-thinking Americans, not corporate monarchy boot-lickers

Perfect for:

• 🎁 Holiday “surprise, I know what you are” stocking stuffers

• 🗳️ Election season emotional armor

• ✈️ Airport TSA line solidarity beacons

Clip it. Flash it. Trigger fascists responsibly.