🚫👑 Anti-King, Pro-Freedom Keychain

Finally — a keychain for people who actually read 1776.

This thick, multi-color 3D-printed badge delivers the message loud and crystal-clear: No crowns. No monarchs. No corporate royalty. No “chosen ones.” If your blood doesn’t instinctively boil at the phrase “Her Majesty,” congratulations — you’re the target audience against this product.

Clip it to your keys, your bag, your Tesla (or your 1998 Civic — freedom doesn’t discriminate).
It’s bold enough to start conversations and petty enough to end them.

Perfect for:
🔔 People who clap during the national anthem and skip the coronation livestream
🗽 Anyone who knows a “CEO-for-life” and wants to be passive-aggressively loud about it
🎆 24/7 July 4th energy (fireworks not included, but encouraged)
🎁 Gifting to your favorite “we left England for a reason” uncle

No kings. No compromises. Just pure American pettiness — professionally 3D-printed.