🇺🇸🔥 WE THE PEOPLE (AND WE BROUGHT RECEIPTS) — Keychain 🔥🇺🇸

Tired of being lectured by people who think the Constitution is a suggestion? Clip this unapologetically patriotic 1776 keychain on your bag, keys, tactical fanny pack — and let the Founding Fathers spiritually honk in approval.

Because sometimes freedom needs to jingle.

FEATURES

• 🗽 Constitutional Drip — Gothic “We the People” so bold King George just woke up in a cold sweat.

• 🔥 1776 Energy — For those who like their liberty unfiltered, unedited, and printed in ABS plastic.

• 🛡️ Battle-ready Build — 3D-printed, lightweight, tough — just like your political patience.

• 🇺🇸 100% American Vibes — Flags, stars, disrespect for tyranny — the essentials.

• 😏 Conversation Starter — Or argument starter. Dealer’s choice.

Buy it because freedom isn’t free — but this keychain is pretty damn close.