๐ฅ๐ โDevil in a Red Suitโ Trump Figurine โ Collectible of Unholy Chaos ๐๐ฅ
Looking for a conversation starter, instant rage generator, or altar piece for your dystopian prayer circle? Say hello to the most on-brand sculpture of late-stage America โ Devil Trump, captured in glorious molten-red PLA with horns worthy of a Homeowners Association lawsuit.
This infernal desk goblin radiates:
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๐น Pure GOP-level spite energy
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๐ผ Literal Hellโs CEO aesthetic
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๐งฏ Emergency political satire fuel supply
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๐ฏ Perfect gag gift for elections, indictments, or family dinners you want to be really awkward
Features
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๐ฅ Dramatic devil horns + โIโm about to overthrow democracy againโ stare
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๐ง Unbothered side-profile suitable for summoning chaos or bad financial decisions
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๐ณ๏ธ Functions as desk dรฉcor, rage shrine, voodoo target, or extremely effective conversation landmine
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๐ฏ 3D-printed with โI canโt believe Iโm legally allowed to sell thisโ precision
Whether youโre resisting, doom-decorating, or just enjoy spicy political chaos โ this is your cursed little centerpiece.
Warning: May trigger boomers, billionaires, and demons currently under federal investigation.