👑 “Her Majesty of Tantrums” Mini Donald Trump Figurine

Bow before the self-appointed Queen of America — complete with royal crown, couture drapery, and the very same tiny fists of fury used to declare national emergencies on Twitter.

Perfect for:

• Desk of political satire fans

• Top of a toilet tank throne

• Gag gift for anyone who said “it can’t get worse” in 2016

⭐ Features:

• 🧱 Regal as a dollar-store costume — full Renaissance Faire cosplay energy, minus the self-awareness

• ✊ Rage-clenched mini fists — currently demanding loyalty oaths from nearby salt shakers

• 👑 Crown permanently fused — so no one forgets she didn’t actually win Game of Thrones

• 🎭 Expression set to “about to fire the court jester”

• 💸 Made with the finest filament monarchy money can grift

Perfect for gifting, trolling, or starting international incidents from your nightstand. Would you like the matching Royal Poop Edition too?